PSI Corruption! The Wish changed form!

[Maruna]

Granted, but it's a Maruna Slushy. Loaded with my hair, and toenail clippings. I usually only give it to women, but I can make an exception.

I Wish Hayou would accept that I'm just going to call him a man for as long as he posts on the Off-Topic board.

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but you become addicted to them, and overdose.
I wish I could read like super fast with no interuptions.

[Maruna]

Granted, but the only thing you can read is my horrible 50 Page Golden Sun fanfiction that I never finished.

I Wish I wasn't so self absorbed.

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but mmmmmmmmhmmmmm, I can't seem to think of a Corrupiton.
I wish I could think of a corruption.

[Maruna]

Granted, but it involves me getting a girl friend. Wait, wha?

I wish I had a girl friend... I'm just so lonely...

[TwilightLink]

Granted, but so do I. :(
I wish this guy on yugioh would stop talking about his hair. lol

[Maruna]

Granted but... Gah... AHH!! Time-Space Paradox!!

I wish I that all the girls in Siberia named Maruna would jump off a bridge. (Yes, Maruna is a girls name in siberia)

[Hayou]

Granted, but Maruna has just been adopted as a girl's name in Africa. Tough luck.

I wish the guy on Yugioh who talked about his hair would be in more episodes.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[Maruna]

Granted, and it causes a Xodarap Ecaps-Emit which undoes all of Link's damage. Hurray!

I wish the Magical Land of Unicorns was real...

[Yoshi8710]

grated, but the unicorns all died from a nuclear bomb

i wish dinasours still roamed the earth....

[Maruna]

Granted, but the only in zoos.

I wish I could go work on making my profile prettifulnessifiedismized.

[Hayou]

Granted, but your IQ has just dropped by ten points simply for making the request.

I wish I could see Europe.

Long live parodies! ~Hayou~

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but only the eastern part of Europe

I wish MGS4 would come out sooner.

[Yoshi8710]

granted, but it only comes out in alaska, and never comes out anywhere else... ever.

i wish i was king of the world...

[Maruna]

Granted, but they don't have time to make Solid Snake a playable character.

I Wish I didn't post at the EXACT same time as Yoshi.

[diamond07]

ok, you didnt post at all. or ever will again.

i wish i had some cookies

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but they're snickerdoodles and I take them away from you.

I wish I had a box of toffee.

[Maruna]

Granted, but you can't eat them unless You tell me your gender.

I wish LazySlacker would change It's avatar. It's too damn cute. It's driving me crazy.

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but I changed it back.

btw, I'm male, toffee plz.

I wish I had a chocobo.

[diamond07]

ok, but its a yellow one and does nothing

i wish that i lived in canada

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but you live in the northern reaches of Canada.

I wish I wings to fly with.

[Maruna]

Granted, but... Well, that's torture enough.

I wish I had some tofee to give Lazy.

[diamond07]

granted, but it tastes super nasty.

i wish i had some pizza..

[LazySlacker]

Granted, but it has anchovies. (unless you like them...)

I wish for fish in a dish.

[Maruna]

Granted, but it's name is Maruna, and looks (Not to mention tastes) Exactly like me!

I wish I could be a better person, if possible.

[LazySlacker]

Granted. Now you're .01% better.

I wish for an Aeroplane.

[diamond07]

ok, it crashes on first flight.

i wish that i was able to do something famous

[Maruna]

Granted. You kill Oprah.

I wish Diamond wouldn't be killed by every woman in the world for committing the greatest of sins.

[LazySlacker]

lol

Granted, s/he'll be killed by every other woman.

I wish for a ton of salted soy nuts.

[Maruna]

Granted, but they've been tainted by the dark forces of Hippies.

I wish people would stop turning me into a girl, so I could be a boy again.