Wishes will be Corrupted

[ChaosVincent1]

I believe we all know how this works. Grant the previous person's wish in a way that totally messes it up, then make your own wish. GO! NOW!!!

I wish a $100 gift card would fall from the sky and land right in front of me.

[leonhart321]

Granted but it is already overdrawn

I wish to have the abiliy to turn Super Saiyen 4

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but you lose your street fighter moves in the process.

I wish for a Thickburger.

[toastwolf117]

granted but joo choke on it

i wish the old wish corruption was back <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley6.png'>

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but nobody plays

I wish this thread was made by Maruna

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but it's locked.

I wish I could do push-ups.

[ChaosVincent1]

granted, but you break your arms when you try.

I wish for a donut.

[Lordofthedance]

granted but it's 10 years old
I wish that they didn't have to lock the old wish forum

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but now the site lags.

I wish for a fresh-baked donut.

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but it's sprinkled with arsenic.

I wish I had headphones.

[ChaosVincent1]

done... Vegeta does to your new headphones what he would do to a scouter.

I wish for a katana

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, you get the non-transformed Tetsusaiga.

I wish I hadn't just been killed. >.>

[ggbhtg]

WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!

I made a new thread for this when it last one first got to 200 pages!!
But I was told it doesn't get locked at 200!

This....is...ass!!!!!!

<_<...

Granted, you the crap beaten out of you so badly that you were near death and hadn't died yet,
but went into a permanent coma.

I wish my comments weren't constantly ignored...

[insaneXchaos]

granted, now everyone complains about all the shit you wrote

i wish i knew about the 200 page lock thing-y

[toastwolf117]

granted but my long twist in the last thread comes back saying the exact same stuff except your brain exploded due to reading all 200 pages... and we all got pirete'd instead

I wish this thread wasnt ass

I made a new thread for this when it last one first got to 200 pages!!
But I was told it doesn't get locked at 200!

This....is...ass!!!!!!

[ChaosVincent1]

done, now it's a spam haven

I wish I had saiyan armor.

[potatoman4]

granted, but wearing the armor gives you AIDs

i wish for a shoe...1 shoe

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, because your other foot is in a cast.

I wish for a phone with internet access.

[bakurachick]

granted but it takes all your minutes just to login

i wish for 10,000 dollars.

[insaneXchaos]

granted but it's in Viet currency so it's worth shit

i wish for a pair of earplugs

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but they get stuck in your ears.

I wish I had someone nice I could talk to whenever I felt like talking.

[insaneXchaos]

granted, but they easily get annoyed at how much you complain

i wish the battery life on my laptop was longer

[toastwolf117]

granted but your laptop gets the blue screen

i wish for coconut

[Lerena]

Granted, but it isn't really a coconut; it's a screw driver. [ Don't ask. ]

I wish people read my spoiler tags.

[potatoman4]

granted but you never say anything else but dont ask (o wate)

i wish i wish i didnt kill that fish

[Lerena]

Granted, but it turns out the fish killed himself.

Star so high, star so bright, won't you grant my wish tonight? [ That wasn't the correct phrase <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley3.png'> ]

[lilliejean]

Graanted, but it turns out that stars are very fickle things, and the wishes never last, [ whatever your wish was anyway ]

I wish for a firework and a lit match [ what can go wrong? ]

[Lerena]

Granted, but you burn yourself.

I wish you could corrupt this wish.

[klokwerk]

Granted, this wish has been fully corrupted, by not being corrupted.

I wish that I had a dollar.

[insaneXchaos]

granted, but it's Australian dollar so it can only get about $0.64 US cents

i wish i knew what i didn't know