Wishes will be Corrupted

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but it's so mentally scarring that you go crazy and hang yourself.

I wish for ONE MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS!!!

[Lerena]

Granted, but the American dollar loses its value so much that it actually ends up being equivalent to 1000 bucks.

I wish I had money.

[Bluespirit0000]

Granted, but its frozen and nobody would take it.

I wish I could spend Christmas with all my friends ^__^

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but there's a big fire and not all of you make it out.

I wish for a katana

[klokwerk]

Granted, but I broke it(SORRY).

I wish of bread.

[KuroStarr]

Wish granted, but I took it and gave it to a llama.

I wish for the world's biggest diamond.

[insaneXchaos]

Granted but it's too big to fit in your house or anywhere safe and gets stolen...constantly

i wish i had a chair that didn't hurt my but when i sit for too long

[aaaaaaaaah]

granted but it hurts everything but your butt

I wish for coffee

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but I drank it.

I wish I had a pet zombie.

[lilliejean]

Granted, but it will never show affection [ so you may as well just get a cat ^_^ ]

I wish my memory would improve

[KuroStarr]

Granted, but your ability to read will be destroyed. [or something along those lines]

I wish for pickles.

[toastwolf117]

granted but you choke on them when you eat them

i wish i would just die [ (._\) emo ]

[potatoman4]

granted but life isnt fair so why did you exect death to be?

i wish i could see the light

[lilliejean]

Granted, but that makes it impossible to see much else as you are dazzled by it

I wish I had done more work over these holidays

[toastwolf117]

granted but you overwork your employees and change your name to scrooge

I wish that everyone heard about the bird

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but then THEY KILL YOU VIOLENTLY AND WALK ON YOUR GRAVE OR EVEN SUGGESTING IT!!! <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>

I wish I wasn't always out of tea.

[potatoman4]

granted but you always run out of food

i wish the rum wasnt gone

[insaneXchaos]

granted but you never get drunk

i wish for a family that would leave me alone

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but they leave you alone locked in a dark cellar. -_-

I wish I could dance.

[insaneXchaos]

Granted, but you dance too much that your feet starts to bleed

I wish for a house that wouldn't require me cleaning

[Tinkerbell26Caruso]

Granted, but no one else cleans is so it's still really dirty

I wish I had better aim with elastics

[Clank4Prez]

Granted, you hit your mother.

I wish to have the hell beaten out of me. (Corrupt that!)

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but since you're the devil, having the hell beaten out of you means there's nothing left.

I wish for a nap.

[toastwolf117]

granted but you wake up 20 years later and find the earth has been taken over by super-intellegent beavers and ultra flys. meanwhile a small resistance team led by me. stops the ultra flys from taking over the beavers, but the beavers betray there deal with the raiders and kill them all leading the peace treaty with the humans cruppet and the last ultra fly named shlomo kills Obama! you are imprisoned by the beavers and forced to work in a slave mine where you mine for crystel gems, the beavers food source. But I come, rescue all the slaves and use an atom bomb to blow up the mining plant which leaves the beavers compleatly defensless and the martians come and destroy the beaver cloning facilty causing a meltdown in the earths core! But I (being the hero I am) stops the meltdown, destroy the martians, and kick the crap outta every beaver I see (super-intellegent or not)! also you grow a beard so... yeah. (i think that was longer then my last story :P)

I wish my storys were longer and more exciting

[ChaosVincent1]

done, but you can't sell a single copy of your novel.

I wish I had Chad's arm powers

[KawaitaSakebi]

O_o...
Granted, but your arms are under Chad's control. Whoever Chad is.

I wish for a beaver-proof shield.

[insaneXchaos]

granted, now women can ever go near you again

i wish for some sort of sanity within my household

[KawaitaSakebi]

Granted, but it's the sort of sanity that makes no sense to anyone else.
[ I'm a girl... XD ]

I wish for the letter K.

[potatoman4]

granted, but K-mart took it

i wish for new speakers

[insaneXchaos]

granted, but they never stop talking

i wish my shoulders didn't hurt so much