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03-16-2009
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Favorite quotes
Hey everybody! I am OBSESSED with Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series and I love all of the hilarious quotes. My all time favorite quote is.....
Bakura: "Oh, that's just my gaydar. My father gave it to me to protect me because I'm so bloody effeminate." Followed later by.... Bakura: "I was watching you play card games with your mates, when my Millennium Ring started pointing towards your Millennium Puzzle! I can't imagine why." Yami: "This Millennium Puzzle is simply fabulous!" Here are some more quotes... This time it's Kaiba screwing the rules :) Kaiba: 1."Screw the rules, I have money!" 2."Screw the rules, I have green hair!" 3."It was a very depressing time for me. I had no money so therefore, I was unable to screw the rules" 4."Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again..." Some more ;) Yami: "I must warn you--I look damn good in a tutu." (somebody mentioned this and it remined me to add it) In the opening of episode 36 "It's the Yu-Gi-Oh Drinking Game! Take a drink everytime someone mentions friendship!" (no this is not one of the funny quotes i wanted to share) And then after it says that Mokuba: "Check it out bro, Joey's down there!" Kaiba: "Quick, Mokuba. Land on top of him." Yami: "No, wait! He looks slightly more braindead than usual. I wonder how this will affect--OUR FRIENDSHIP." Another is----- Marik: "In order for my plan to succeed, I must behave like one of Yugi's friends. Odion, you're the expert on being bland and 1-dimensional. I command you to tell me your secret." Odion: "I don't know. Mostly I just stand here and say 'Yes, Master Marik.'" Marik: "Sweet mama-jama! That is all you do, isn't it?" Odion: "Yes, Master Marik." Marik: "Uah, friggin layabout. As soon as we get back to Egypt, I'm docking your pay." Odion: "Yes, Master Marik." Marik: "And then it's bye-bye to your gummy bears collection." Odion: "A**hole." These quotes crack me up :) lol My question is: What are YOUR favorite quotes? ;) Last edited by omgitztara; 06-01-2009 at 03:58 PM. 
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#2
04-17-2009
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I could refer you to the post where I state my favorite quote from the abridged, but I would much rather repost it.
Steve 1 (plain voice Steve): I now summon Quadlazer. Steve 2 (freaky voice Steve): Suck on that nerds! Lets skip ahead a bit Steve 1: 3! 2! 1! Quadlazer go! Quadlazer is now traveling very slowly across the screen Steve 1: Beholdith and be transfixed by it's trajectory. Yugi: Exactly how long is this going to take anyway? Steve 1: Just give it a minute, soon it will reach it's targets. (or something like that) Lets skip ahead a bit! (again) Kaiba: I've had enough of your nonsense. Obelisk, attack their life points directly. Steve 1: Impossible! Nothing can destroy the Quadlazer... Meanwhile, the Quadlazer is not even halfway... and any attempts you make to do so... Meanwhile again, Obelisk is charging up his punch attack... will only serve to amuse us. Half a second later, Obelisk punches them incredibly hard, destroying them both. The two Steves scream like a girl.
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#4
04-17-2009
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What is a dragon anyway?
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#5
04-17-2009
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lol his Blue eyes white dragon..unless you have a dirty kaiba X joey mind then think what you will
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#6
04-17-2009
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Soon the mind raping shall commence!
What the devil was that? Foreshadowing. It happens. I believe this is called Theifshipping. You believe what is called what? That's probably one of my favorite episodes.
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#7
04-17-2009
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Yami: I am here for my Ballet Class's i should warn you i look damn good in a tutu
slighty later on Yami:hey sweet cheeks want to get off the dance floor i am about to shake my money maker I have more favs but thats the one in my head at the moment :) Last edited by xsinvurt; 04-17-2009 at 04:09 PM.
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#8
04-17-2009
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#9
04-17-2009
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Marik im not gay i like women
bakura no doubt, thats probably why you have dressed yourself like one
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#10
04-18-2009
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The newest episode:
Jugi: Why is every card in this cards deck a f****** ninja?!? A little later Naruto: Why is every character in this show a f****** duelist?!?
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#11
04-18-2009
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A few of my favorites, off the top of my head (I'm definetely missing a few/a lot):
"Quick, Mokuba, land on top of him!" ... "I still say we should land on top of him. Cmon, it'll be funny." "Surprise buttsex!" "Joey, with you, it's never a surprise" "Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish, and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!" "So it's just like duel monsters." ... "So it's just like duel monsters." ... "So it's just like duel monsters." "Hey! Stop saying that! My game is nothing like duel monsters!" "Yeah? Prove it!" *pause*... "My game uses dice!" "And we rest our faith in the heart of the caaaaaards..." "I love this song." (not 100% sure on the exact wording of this one) "Bribing the school bully to leave you alone - $50." "Activating the swords of revealing light, stopping your opponent's monsters from attack rendering them open to a complete frontal assault - priceless." "There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's KaibaCorp." "In about 5 seconds, you will be interrupted by the opening credits." "...what the hell are you talking ab-" "Oh my god, a giant rock!" ... "...okay, but it's going to be hard to beat that giant rock." ... "Oh my god, another giant rock!" "You may think our rhymes are rather crass." "But you can stick your cards right up your nose." "You were supposed to say ass, brother. I thought we rehearsed this!" "Yugi, you little ****! You son of a ****! I'm gonna tear off your **** and shove them right up your **** you **** **** **** **** **** **** and **** **** **** **** with **** **** **** the **** **** **** you **** **** **** **** **** **** so then you'll have to **** sideways. ****. Hi there!" ... "Fu*king birds!" (broken sensor) "Congratulations, Mr. Underwood, here's your trophy. Now allow me to render your victory utterly worthless by announcing a far more exciting tournament with a much grander title up for grabs!" "Woah, heh heh. This chick is hot."
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#12
04-18-2009
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lol the episode which introduced bandit keith that had that little kid asking pegasus
"Are you my mommy?" oh and the other episode with "Its just a statue you ignorant child"
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#13
04-18-2009
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Yami's swear fest is great, and for some reason Ive always liked Kaiba's 'Time for a trip to the recycle bin Phantom, and then once you're in the recycle bin I'm going to right click on it and select empty recycle bin, because otherwise you would be taking up unnecessary space. In other words, I'm going to kill you' ...or something like that :)
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#14
04-18-2009
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cant forget "The blue screen of death, my mortal enemy"
"finally being a rich nerd pays off" [ not to mention incredibly hot XD ]
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#16
04-18-2009
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Bakura: my Father was a drinker one night he went a little Crazier than usually and mummy got the tea pot to Defend herself he didn't like that so he poor's boiling hot tea all over her and he comes at me with the tea pot and he asks why so British
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#18
04-18-2009
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lol gotta love the joker reference :D
i still like Tristan thinking bakura was spiderman "is he strong? listen bud, hes got radioactive blood" or when he threw away bakuras ring cuz it was evil "that was a priceless family heirloom you wanker" " if freddy kruger married jason vortez and had a baby, that ring would be the baby"
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#19
04-18-2009
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#20
04-18-2009
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LOL it was good
oh and "Oh so just because i have a gaydar you automatically assume I'm gay?" "Bloody tart"
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#21
04-22-2009
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There are like a gazillion quotes that I love and laugh out loud, but I haven't seen anyone post this, and I think it was hilarious..
"This gravestone must be where Kazuki Takahashi buried his dignity after selling the Yu-Gi-Oh rights to a bunch of heartless corporate money-grabbers" XD!!!!!! It's from Crapsule monsters episode 2 Also, at the start of episode 1, 4Kids Monster: "We are 4Kids and soon the whole world will know and fear us. Even more than they already do. Be sure to visit our website at www.4kids.tv" Yugi: No, you bastards!! Geez for a second there I thought I was stucked in a crappy spin-off show" -Titles of Crapsule Monsters begin XD! Last edited by SallyChan; 04-22-2009 at 02:20 AM.
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#22
04-23-2009
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Yugi: "People mistake me for a baby panda. Just one whimper out of me and he will be the Joey we all know and love."
Yami: "You mean you're not a baby panda?" Yugi: "Nope" Yami:"Wow you're good!" Tristan: "For the next five minutes you guys are officially my bitches" And the best quote ever: Seto: "Screw the rules, I have money."
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#23
04-24-2009
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>w< Here's a few of my faves:
"I'm not gay, I'm just British" "I'm not British, I'm just gay" "This looks like a job for LimeyMan!" "We should be partners." "You mean like partners in crime?" "Yeah, thats exactly what I ment..." "Oh my sensitive little bottom" "Why so British?" All Bakura quotes >.> What? I love him!
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#24
04-24-2009
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The best that I can recall was by yami:
"Man, all this guy is is a whiny teenager with magical powers......He's Harry Potter, thats who he is" Even though ripping on Harry Potter really is as hard as putting on pants in the morning
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#26
04-24-2009
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Another:
"Did I just kill a gay clown?"
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#27
04-24-2009
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There are a few lines which make me laugh for no good reason...
"Apply the hand brake ya dumb broad!" "Hello Joseph, happy to see me?" "Yes talking cleavage, I'm very happy to see you!" "Heheh, you said region..." And then of course, the usual ones of Yami's adoption rant, "Screw the rules" variations, Yami's cursefest of Yugi... the loot system quote was awesome too.
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#28
04-24-2009
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XD Forgot about the gay clown thing!
'I killed a gay clown for Ra's sake!'
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#29
04-24-2009
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If it isn't obvious, my favorite quotes come from Tristan.
"This looks like a job for Ineffectual Minor Character Man!" "Burn the witch!" Duke: I know how she feels. Guys are proposing to me all the time. Tristan: Duke, I already told you I was joking! And from the same episode: Tristan: I sure hope we don't encounter any more intrusive subplots. Magnum: Did somebody say, "intrusive subplot"? Tristan: Oh, son of a bitch! "You, strange person. Tell me where to find a Battle City duelist or I shall ravage you with my face." "Listen! I would sooner kill myself than take relationship advice from a furry. So please, shut your damn mouth before I harpoon it shut! " And the "I'm not British, I'm just gay" quote, along with quite a few from the Evil Council of Doom. LK just has genius comedic writing skillz.
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#30
04-24-2009
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We can't start, Pegasus is still applying his makeup.
Oh. I guess we should wait for him then. Yup. ....... (This part's funny too but I'm lazy) I am now sufficiently glamorous. Yeah, nothing says evil quite like womany eyeliner. Forgot about that.
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