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Best movie line of all time
Mine would be: THIS IS SPARTA!!! (300)
Why so serious? (Batman: The Dark Knight) & I Drink Your Milkshake (There Will Be Blood) What are yours? Oh, and this is my first thread on this website :) |
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hello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die
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"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs." (Jurassic Park)
"It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE! Now I know what it's like to be God!" (Frankenstein) "YOU ARE A TOY!" (Toy Story) |
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"Elwood: We're 106 miles from Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it." (The Blues Brothers) "Kirk: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII! This is Kirk from Metallica! Aaand if you want money, you'll listen to us! And then some other guy's gonna give you some cash." Lars: Twenty years of integrity and credibility and all of that--the next five minutes is going to change all of that. *band looks at sheets and a serious WTF? expression crosses all of their faces* Lars: 'Hey man, keep it locked right here and...' what?? Kirk: '...we'll help you score a thousand dollars...' James: 'This is James from Metallica. Survey says: you need cash! Your mmmmmmmmmoney shot to snatch a bunch of cash is coming soon.' Lars: In order to suck both nationwide radio chains off we are now standing here having to do this fucking stupid thing. Kirk: Up to fifty mother fuckin' grand, god dammit! James: 'Win a bunch of monay...and walk away.' *laughs* James: This is STUPID!! Kirk: 'Sharpen that booger pickin' finger...' *laughs* '...and be the fiftieth...' *laughs hysterically* Lars: 'Hey, this is Lars from Metallica, I'm about to stick fifty grand up your ass...' *laughter* James: One dollar at a time! *much laughter*" (Metallica: Some Kind of Monster) "Dennis: Now look, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) "Wayne: Led Zeppelin didn't make music everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees." (Wayne's World) |
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Monty Python is good for a bunch.
"Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?" Holy Grail "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Life of Brian Last edited by DarthWario; 08-07-2009 at 05:33 AM. |
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King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: *Look*! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. |
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All my favorite quotes come from animes, not movies...
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me." (Batman Begins)
"I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday, you'll understand that. Now, now... here's looking at you, kid." (Casablanca) "I don't mind a parasite; I object to a cut-rate one." (Casablanca) "Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects." (Casablanca) "You don't want to be in love; you want to be in love in a movie." (Sleepless in Seattle) "Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That's the other guy's problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Super Bowl, World Series - they don't know what pressure is. In this building, it's either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits and you take no prisoners. One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me?" (Trading Places) Also, the OP is retarded. |
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What about anime movies?
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"Look at me...jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day, it all goes downhill from here."
Ameican Beauty |
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What are you talking about? My Grandma is not a rascist! ...Although I did once hear her once refer to a broken beer bottle as a nigger knife ......Come to think of it, my grandma was kind of a rascist! CLERKS 2
Definitely the most humerous discussion on rascism |
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Got more that I can't believe I forgot:
"Here's Johnny!!!" "REDRUM!!!" |
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"I just wanted to let you know that we're all counting on you" (Airplane)
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"For certin you must be lost to find what can not be found. Elsewase everybody would know where it was" - Barbossa, Pirates of the carribean 3.
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Frick. I meant to write that.
Thanks for proof reading what I couldn't be arsed to double check. |
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From The Matrix Reloaded:
Zion! Here me! I stand before you now, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No. I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that for one hundred years we have fought these...machines. I remember that for one hundred years they have sent their armies to destroy us...and after a century of war, I remember that which matters most: We are still here! Tonight, let's send a message to that army...tonight let us shake this cave...let us shatter these walls of earth, steel, and stone...let us be heard from red core to black sky! Tonight, let us make them remember: this is Zion, and we are not afraid!!! -Morpheus From The Return of the King: I can't carry it for you...but I can carry you! -Sam From Gabriel, all said by the titular character: Is this what you wanted? Is this what you wanted?! You have shown me everything but this... You threw me far from grace...now I fall unto it. I hope to see you again... Falling is the last thing an Angel feels...a distant voice still echoes in my head, but for the first time...it is my own. Forgive me. ...and the greatest quote of all time: Accept the dawn...and bleed with me, brother. -Gabriel |
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I never knew there was a movie. How the fuck did I miss that?
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"What does it accelerate?"
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YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHERF*CKER
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i'll be back - all films arnold shworzerneger has been in.
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Where are all the white women at?- Blazing Saddles
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I haven't seen many, actually. Only a bunch of Pokemon ones, the Yu-Gi-Oh movie and Akira. :p
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I have had with these motherfucking snakes!!!! on this motherfucking plane!!!!!!!! - S.J. Jackson.
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"DEMON LLAMA!"
- The Emperor's New Groove My all-time favourite [ Disney ] film. |
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"It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down now."
- Tank Girl |
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Oo I got another one:
I'm surrounded by assholes- SpaceBalls |
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