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#392
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Kaiba Corp milk. What every growing she-male needs for big breasts and other feminine parts. (This message has been approved by Mai Valentine's breasts.)
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#393
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Bakura: You should really knock when people are trying to eat bananas with grapes.
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#394
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Oh no, Bakura has a banana, we should pose for dramatic effect!
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#395
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Yes all new improved KaibaCorp milk has Mokuba's tears mixed into it.
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#396
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Yes all new improved KaibaCorp milk has Mokuba's tears mixed into it.
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#397
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Everyone: *GASPS* Kaibacorp makes milk!?
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#398
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Kaiba Corp Brand Milk. What every growing British boy needs to stay gay.
Bakura: I told you, I'm not gay. It's a gayDAR!! Don't yell at me; I'm just the person who voices over the commercials and gets paid 5000 bucks a word. Yugi: Why are we here if its a commercial for milk? If it were only Bakura here, everyone'd think he's the main character. He CANNOT be the main character. Tristan: Then why the hell are Tea and I here? You're here because we needed two ridiculous looking people, and you're just a fraction more ridiculous looking than usual, so you'll have to do. |
#399
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One banana makes you larger
And one banana makes you small And the milk that Kaiba gives you Isn't really milk at all... |
#400
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Joey:Bakura... you know that's Kaiba's special milk right?
Yugi:He's not going to like that you're drinking his milk... Bakura:Oh bugger off! What's he going to do? Kaiba(offscreen):Did you just say someone's drinking my milk? Bakura:Er.... *whispers* This looks like a job for 'limey man! *pulls off clothes to reveal stylish suit and bowler hat with cane* It was Mr. Wheeler good man! Joey:Say what? Kaiba:WHEELER!!!!! *turns into Kaibazilla* Joey:*turns into furry* Yes master *tear* Yugi:Oh, crap, looks like SOMEONE is going to need a mind crush... *turns into Yami* Tea:Oh crap, Tristian, everyone's secretly a superhero except us! Tristian:Except you, my voice gives me super strength! *becomes Barney Man* Tea:Oh yeah. Yami:Hey, if we're going to be a team of super heros, we need a leader! I vote for me because I have the coolest hair! Furry:Well I have a dog suit! Kaibazilla:How about, there's no team, I just destroy you all, or worse, make you my employees! Barney Man:NOOOOOO!!!!! Limey Man:Well, I think I could be a good leader, I mean, I'm dashing, polite, nice enough to be sure... Furry:Is someone talking? Tea:Hey, guys, can I be leader? Yami:Hell no! You're a girl! A girl cant be leader! Tea:What if I wear my table dancer outfit? Yami, Kaibazilla, Barney Man, Furry:TEA'S LEADER! Limey Man:*sigh* Well I suppose I can live with that.... Tea:First order of business, the freak with the bowler has to go. Limey Man:BuggerT_T |
#401
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Kaiba Corp explaination:
"Happy cows come from Kaiba Corporation" |
#402
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Random Fact Time!
Horny came into use as a term for 'in need of sex' because in old times, eating powdered horns was meant to increase sexual capacity! |
#403
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This is not an entry, obviously
Anonymous, yours is good! and priestess, yes, I have heard the banana and milk songs! |
#404
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After seeing how many people watched Yu-gi-Oh! just for Ryou Bakura, Seto Kaiba made Ryou the new KC milk spokesperson
Ryou: Good milk comes from happy cows, happy cows, come from Kaiba Corp. Kaiba Corp. Brand milk, buy it. |
#405
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Wow! No one has ever told me my posts were good before! *tears up*
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#406
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By pointing out the underachieving ways of Kaiba Corp, may you win this contest. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>
Keep sticking it to the man! And by man, I mean Kaiba. More like a man-child, really... |
#407
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Joey: I am a ghoooooost!
Bakura: Oh bloody hell! A ghost! Joey: Haha! Told'ya it would work, Yug! Hey, he left some milk! Yugi: Joey, this is what you get for picking on me. Joey: MMMM... good milk! Bakura: Stop drinking my breast milk! |
#408
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Anonymous, really? I thought it was great. Better than mine at least, but that's not exactly saying much <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>
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#409
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Yugi- "But Joey, the shaman told us not to feed it after midnight!!!
Joey- "Whats the worst that can happen? Besides he's hungry! |
#410
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#411
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Yami:Bakura you've gone too far
Bakura: what do you mean Yugi Yami: You're eating a banana and drinking milk.....,But not having a banana milkshake. |
#412
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Bakura: No grapenuts for Grandpa!!! He can eat a Bran Muffin!!!
~~~~ Bakura: I don't know why Kaiba asked me to taste all the food. It was really- Yugi: Probably thought it was posioned. Best knock off the unimportant characters first. Bakura: -and you'll never guess what the milk taste's like!! KaibaCorp Milk: The best that money can taste ~~~~ Yea for some odd reason I think Kaiba would drink money that tasted expensive.....so money tasting milk sounds like the ticket! |
#413
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#414
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Bakura: Wow this Kiba Corp Milk is really good...and with 3 proofs of purchase I get my own children's collectable trading card!!!
Tristan: heh heh..........MOO |
#415
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Bakura: By pouring the milk into a dog bowl, I can take Joey's role as furry and finally be the main character!
Joey: Keep dreaming, limey boy. I'm Kaiba's f*** furry! |
#416
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joey: look everyone! a gay monkey!
bakura: I AM NOT A MONKEY! I'M JUST BRITISH! AND NOT GAY! joey: look everyone! a gay monkey! and he's british! |
#417
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Yugi: Bakura, what're you doing?
Bakura: The spirit within my gaydar told me to grasp the banana like it was my dick. I wish mine was that long . . . Joey: Sorry limey boy, main characters only! Tristan: Joey, what's a dick? |
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#419
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Here is the continuation of that last one:
Joey: It's the sausage shaped thing that-- Tristan: (interrupting him) Does your bootylicious sister have one? |
#420
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Ooh, that was just really disturbing. Go see a counselor. =D
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