This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and Gon's Balls will whisper 'First... comes... rock!' Hah!  Made you stare at Naruto's Marshmallow!  Pushing the logo off-center to drive TheOcean insane.  
 
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Old 10-04-2007
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Kaiba Corp milk. What every growing she-male needs for big breasts and other feminine parts. (This message has been approved by Mai Valentine's breasts.)
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Old 10-04-2007
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Bakura: You should really knock when people are trying to eat bananas with grapes.
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Old 10-04-2007
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Oh no, Bakura has a banana, we should pose for dramatic effect!
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Old 10-04-2007
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Yes all new improved KaibaCorp milk has Mokuba's tears mixed into it.
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Old 10-04-2007
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Yes all new improved KaibaCorp milk has Mokuba's tears mixed into it.
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Old 10-04-2007
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Everyone: *GASPS* Kaibacorp makes milk!?
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Old 10-04-2007
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Kaiba Corp Brand Milk. What every growing British boy needs to stay gay.

Bakura: I told you, I'm not gay. It's a gayDAR!!

Don't yell at me; I'm just the person who voices over the commercials and gets paid 5000 bucks a word.

Yugi: Why are we here if its a commercial for milk?

If it were only Bakura here, everyone'd think he's the main character. He CANNOT be the main character.

Tristan: Then why the hell are Tea and I here?

You're here because we needed two ridiculous looking people, and you're just a fraction more ridiculous looking than usual, so you'll have to do.
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Old 10-04-2007
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One banana makes you larger
And one banana makes you small
And the milk that Kaiba gives you
Isn't really milk at all...
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Old 10-04-2007
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Joey:Bakura... you know that's Kaiba's special milk right?
Yugi:He's not going to like that you're drinking his milk...
Bakura:Oh bugger off! What's he going to do?
Kaiba(offscreen):Did you just say someone's drinking my milk?
Bakura:Er.... *whispers* This looks like a job for 'limey man! *pulls off clothes to reveal stylish suit and bowler hat with cane* It was Mr. Wheeler good man!
Joey:Say what?
Kaiba:WHEELER!!!!! *turns into Kaibazilla*
Joey:*turns into furry* Yes master *tear*
Yugi:Oh, crap, looks like SOMEONE is going to need a mind crush... *turns into Yami*
Tea:Oh crap, Tristian, everyone's secretly a superhero except us!
Tristian:Except you, my voice gives me super strength! *becomes Barney Man*
Tea:Oh yeah.
Yami:Hey, if we're going to be a team of super heros, we need a leader! I vote for me because I have the coolest hair!
Furry:Well I have a dog suit!
Kaibazilla:How about, there's no team, I just destroy you all, or worse, make you my employees!
Barney Man:NOOOOOO!!!!!
Limey Man:Well, I think I could be a good leader, I mean, I'm dashing, polite, nice enough to be sure...
Furry:Is someone talking?
Tea:Hey, guys, can I be leader?
Yami:Hell no! You're a girl! A girl cant be leader!
Tea:What if I wear my table dancer outfit?
Yami, Kaibazilla, Barney Man, Furry:TEA'S LEADER!
Limey Man:*sigh* Well I suppose I can live with that....
Tea:First order of business, the freak with the bowler has to go.
Limey Man:BuggerT_T
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Old 10-04-2007
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Kaiba Corp explaination:

"Happy cows come from Kaiba Corporation"
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Old 10-04-2007
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Random Fact Time!

Horny came into use as a term for 'in need of sex' because in old times, eating powdered horns was meant to increase sexual capacity!
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Old 10-04-2007
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This is not an entry, obviously
Anonymous, yours is good! and priestess, yes, I have heard the banana and milk songs!
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Old 10-04-2007
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After seeing how many people watched Yu-gi-Oh! just for Ryou Bakura, Seto Kaiba made Ryou the new KC milk spokesperson

Ryou: Good milk comes from happy cows, happy cows, come from Kaiba Corp.

Kaiba Corp. Brand milk, buy it.
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Old 10-04-2007
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Wow! No one has ever told me my posts were good before! *tears up*
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Old 10-04-2007
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By pointing out the underachieving ways of Kaiba Corp, may you win this contest. <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley1.png'>
Keep sticking it to the man! And by man, I mean Kaiba. More like a man-child, really...
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Old 10-04-2007
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Joey: I am a ghoooooost!

Bakura: Oh bloody hell! A ghost!

Joey: Haha! Told'ya it would work, Yug! Hey, he left some milk!

Yugi: Joey, this is what you get for picking on me.

Joey: MMMM... good milk!

Bakura: Stop drinking my breast milk!
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  #408  
Old 10-04-2007
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Anonymous, really? I thought it was great. Better than mine at least, but that's not exactly saying much <img src='/images/emoticons/smiley7.png'>
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Old 10-04-2007
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Yugi- "But Joey, the shaman told us not to feed it after midnight!!!
Joey- "Whats the worst that can happen? Besides he's hungry!
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  #410  
Old 10-04-2007
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how bout this? i hope i win this time


plz comment on it
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  #411  
Old 10-04-2007
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Yami:Bakura you've gone too far
Bakura: what do you mean Yugi
Yami: You're eating a banana and drinking milk.....,But not having a banana milkshake.
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Old 10-04-2007
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Bakura: No grapenuts for Grandpa!!! He can eat a Bran Muffin!!!
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Bakura: I don't know why Kaiba asked me to taste all the food. It was really-
Yugi: Probably thought it was posioned. Best knock off the unimportant characters first.
Bakura: -and you'll never guess what the milk taste's like!!

KaibaCorp Milk: The best that money can taste

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Yea for some odd reason I think Kaiba would drink money that tasted expensive.....so money tasting milk sounds like the ticket!
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Old 10-04-2007
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Bakura: Wow this Kiba Corp Milk is really good...and with 3 proofs of purchase I get my own children's collectable trading card!!!

Tristan: heh heh..........MOO
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Old 10-04-2007
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Bakura: By pouring the milk into a dog bowl, I can take Joey's role as furry and finally be the main character!
Joey: Keep dreaming, limey boy. I'm Kaiba's f*** furry!
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Old 10-04-2007
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joey: look everyone! a gay monkey!

bakura: I AM NOT A MONKEY! I'M JUST BRITISH! AND NOT GAY!

joey: look everyone! a gay monkey! and he's british!
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Old 10-04-2007
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Yugi: Bakura, what're you doing?
Bakura: The spirit within my gaydar told me to grasp the banana like it was my dick. I wish mine was that long . . .
Joey: Sorry limey boy, main characters only!
Tristan: Joey, what's a dick?
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Old 10-04-2007
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As if this meme isn't already dead,



Haha! My entry #2.
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Old 10-04-2007
Cosmo137 Cosmo137 is offline
 
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Here is the continuation of that last one:
Joey: It's the sausage shaped thing that--
Tristan: (interrupting him) Does your bootylicious sister have one?
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Old 10-04-2007
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Ooh, that was just really disturbing. Go see a counselor. =D
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